Cool Kids Vote

 Well today is the day fellow Corndoggers.  That’s right it is time to get out there and exercise your basic minimum civic duty.   Heh…Duty.  Teehee. 

Whether you think all the people running in the election are nothing but a bunch of douchers…so what.  Vote for persons of least doucheness.  Sure none of them have the level of awesomeness you come to expect here on the Corndogger, so yes there will be some levels of disappointment out there in the real.  So what.  If you don’t like either of them…write in yourself….write in your pet…vote for pedro…hell, just write in the Corndogger. 

You’re not cool, unless you pee your pants….and vote….while peeing your pants….now that would be some funny stuff.

Here’s to hoping all your wildest dreams come true.  And by dreams I mean candidates, and by wildest I mean not lame, and by come true I mean get elected.

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