Amish Are Sellouts

 So I was watching the Election Night coverage (which is basically the equivalent of Hockey Night in Canada) and saw a commercial for an electric portable fireplace on wheels called The Heat Surge.  So what, right?  Yea, that was exactly what I thought…until they mentioned it was made by the Amish. 

Uh…the Amish?  Aren’t they supposed to not believe in using electricity?  So they make all these things by hand using only the finest materials…yea I’m with ya so far Mr TV guy that sounds great…it’s portable…hot damn that is awesome…it has a remote control…wait…it’s electric…slow down there buckaroo…you saying this thing is electric with a remote control…WTF…so are the workers not allowed to turn this thing on…what kind of quality control measures do the have in place over there?  Yea, they may be made with the finest quality materials, but who the hell knows until you get it whether or not it will even work.  You heard it here first folks…the Amish are sellouts.  They are probably lobbying Nintendo for exclusive North American manufacturing rights to the Wii this very minute.

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