Comments on: How to Poop at the Office http://corndogger.com/blog/random/how-to-poop-at-the-office/ The most awesomeness blog on the Internet that is open to the public to post submissions. Wed, 10 Feb 2010 05:01:08 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Stealth bomber http://corndogger.com/blog/random/how-to-poop-at-the-office/comment-page-1/#comment-1442 Stealth bomber Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:45:48 +0000 http://corndogger.com/blog/?p=664#comment-1442 I've had to employ the "stealth bomber" technique at times. It's when you have a long lingerer either pissing or grooming himself in the mirror. I'm paranoid they'll be discussed with my splash downs and gas attack and therefore go stealth... not making a single noise hoping they won't know the stall is occ-u-potto. One second after they exit I let use with a fury of hell fire missles. The waiting usually adds special fireworks and a satisfying release of pain. I’ve had to employ the “stealth bomber” technique at times. It’s when you have a long lingerer either pissing or grooming himself in the mirror. I’m paranoid they’ll be discussed with my splash downs and gas attack and therefore go stealth… not making a single noise hoping they won’t know the stall is occ-u-potto. One second after they exit I let use with a fury of hell fire missles. The waiting usually adds special fireworks and a satisfying release of pain.

]]> By: johny the turd paper-cut http://corndogger.com/blog/random/how-to-poop-at-the-office/comment-page-1/#comment-1441 johny the turd paper-cut Thu, 08 Oct 2009 16:07:52 +0000 http://corndogger.com/blog/?p=664#comment-1441 yea i love this web site, its cool and these ideas are the best that ive seen sence the new season of south park yea i love this web site, its cool and these ideas are the best that ive seen sence the new season of south park

]]> By: jimmey http://corndogger.com/blog/random/how-to-poop-at-the-office/comment-page-1/#comment-1436 jimmey Mon, 07 Sep 2009 20:17:04 +0000 http://corndogger.com/blog/?p=664#comment-1436 corndogger, i agree. When i hit the stall i usually see a single pube on the edge of the toilet seat, like someone put it there on puropse, its truely disturbing... corndogger, i agree. When i hit the stall i usually see a single pube on the edge of the toilet seat, like someone put it there on puropse, its truely disturbing…

]]> By: Chizik uses handicap doors... - Page 6 http://corndogger.com/blog/random/how-to-poop-at-the-office/comment-page-1/#comment-78 Chizik uses handicap doors... - Page 6 Sat, 22 Nov 2008 07:24:04 +0000 http://corndogger.com/blog/?p=664#comment-78 [...] Originally Posted by stateofmind Have you not gotten this e-mail before? Classic directions. How to Poop at the Office | Corndogger Blog And for the others that want to know urinal etiquette. Urinal Test - Drinknation.com I can't [...] [...] Originally Posted by stateofmind Have you not gotten this e-mail before? Classic directions. How to Poop at the Office | Corndogger Blog And for the others that want to know urinal etiquette. Urinal Test – Drinknation.com I can’t [...]

]]> By: corndogger http://corndogger.com/blog/random/how-to-poop-at-the-office/comment-page-1/#comment-77 corndogger Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:32:04 +0000 http://corndogger.com/blog/?p=664#comment-77 so i hit the bathroom at the office today to leave a piss (certainly wasn't taking it anywhere)....what did i find in the urinal...12 pubes. 12. yes i counted them....i've got that kinda time. who sheds that kinda pubage when they pee? srsly. i'm convinced there is a yeti loose at the office. so i hit the bathroom at the office today to leave a piss (certainly wasn’t taking it anywhere)….what did i find in the urinal…12 pubes. 12. yes i counted them….i’ve got that kinda time. who sheds that kinda pubage when they pee? srsly. i’m convinced there is a yeti loose at the office.

]]> By: Chizik uses handicap doors... - Page 4 http://corndogger.com/blog/random/how-to-poop-at-the-office/comment-page-1/#comment-76 Chizik uses handicap doors... - Page 4 Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:28:32 +0000 http://corndogger.com/blog/?p=664#comment-76 [...] Check it out next time you go. Have you not gotten this e-mail before? Classic directions. How to Poop at the Office | Corndogger Blog And for the others that want to know urinal etiquette. Urinal Test - Drinknation.com I can't [...] [...] Check it out next time you go. Have you not gotten this e-mail before? Classic directions. How to Poop at the Office | Corndogger Blog And for the others that want to know urinal etiquette. Urinal Test – Drinknation.com I can’t [...]

]]> By: corndogger http://corndogger.com/blog/random/how-to-poop-at-the-office/comment-page-1/#comment-37 corndogger Sat, 08 Nov 2008 17:44:29 +0000 http://corndogger.com/blog/?p=664#comment-37 i love the handicap stalls because of the extra room you get on the sides and in front of you. my knees dont touch the sides of the stall and i have ample room so my nose doesnt feel like it is right up against the door. the only problem with them is they deal with more volume...because there is generally only one....and everyone loves the room. if you can catch it right after cleaning...bravo. if not...then general rule of thumb is to avoid. if your office has multiple floors and one floor has fewer folks (or fewer folks of the same sex...ie if you are a male dont shit on the computer programmer floor) then that should be the first shitter encampment you should seek. i will say something about urinals...i always go for the one that has the least amount of piss on the floor under it. i figure if it has less piss then it was used less. also if there are still some piss bubbles (evidence of a recent flush) or if it hasnt been flushed...i avoid it. i love the handicap stalls because of the extra room you get on the sides and in front of you. my knees dont touch the sides of the stall and i have ample room so my nose doesnt feel like it is right up against the door. the only problem with them is they deal with more volume…because there is generally only one….and everyone loves the room. if you can catch it right after cleaning…bravo. if not…then general rule of thumb is to avoid. if your office has multiple floors and one floor has fewer folks (or fewer folks of the same sex…ie if you are a male dont shit on the computer programmer floor) then that should be the first shitter encampment you should seek.

i will say something about urinals…i always go for the one that has the least amount of piss on the floor under it. i figure if it has less piss then it was used less. also if there are still some piss bubbles (evidence of a recent flush) or if it hasnt been flushed…i avoid it.

]]> By: Cap'n Ken http://corndogger.com/blog/random/how-to-poop-at-the-office/comment-page-1/#comment-36 Cap'n Ken Sat, 08 Nov 2008 17:33:44 +0000 http://corndogger.com/blog/?p=664#comment-36 Why does all of this seem very familiar? Only thing I'd add is something about the special handicapped bathrooms and what it means to seek those out. Why does all of this seem very familiar? Only thing I’d add is something about the special handicapped bathrooms and what it means to seek those out.

]]> By: corndogger http://corndogger.com/blog/random/how-to-poop-at-the-office/comment-page-1/#comment-35 corndogger Fri, 07 Nov 2008 19:37:32 +0000 http://corndogger.com/blog/?p=664#comment-35 i dont understand the toothbrushers in public bathrooms. first off, i hate to even breathe in one and cant imagine hanging out long enough to brush my teeth in a sink that someone just touched who had his hands on his piece or one-ply away from his asshole. no friggin way. there used to be a guy at my office that would wash his feet in the sink. then inevitably some other joker would come in there to brush his teeth in the same sink. i dont understand the toothbrushers in public bathrooms. first off, i hate to even breathe in one and cant imagine hanging out long enough to brush my teeth in a sink that someone just touched who had his hands on his piece or one-ply away from his asshole. no friggin way. there used to be a guy at my office that would wash his feet in the sink. then inevitably some other joker would come in there to brush his teeth in the same sink.

]]> By: Kevy http://corndogger.com/blog/random/how-to-poop-at-the-office/comment-page-1/#comment-34 Kevy Fri, 07 Nov 2008 17:19:25 +0000 http://corndogger.com/blog/?p=664#comment-34 Catcher's Mitt aka TP Island. Very important when forced to use a port-a-john! Catcher’s Mitt aka TP Island. Very important when forced to use a port-a-john!

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