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		<title>Sign Fail</title>
		<link>http://corndogger.com/blog/fail/sign-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 21:19:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://corndogger.com/blog/?p=466</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes official signs don&#8217;t exactly help the situation.
     



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		<title>Track and Fail</title>
		<link>http://corndogger.com/blog/fail/track-and-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 23:05:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>corndogger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[runner]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://corndogger.com/blog/?p=395</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Back in ancient times, track and field was considered to be the sport of the gods.  A place to showcase the best physical competition and human strength and endurance&#8230;thus the Olympics was born. 
Zeus up on Mount Olympus would be proud of these runners of epic fail.
 
 
     



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		<title>Tattoo Fail</title>
		<link>http://corndogger.com/blog/fail/tattoo-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 04:23:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>corndogger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tattoo]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://corndogger.com/blog/?p=352</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[All I have to say is wow.  Don&#8217;t get me wrong lil corndoggers, I do like the tattoos&#8230;but if you are gonna step up and make that decision for yourself I would like to share one piece of advice&#8230;THAT SHIT IS PERMANENT!!!!
   



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		<title>MLB Defense Fail</title>
		<link>http://corndogger.com/blog/fail/mlb-defense-fail/</link>
		<comments>http://corndogger.com/blog/fail/mlb-defense-fail/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 01:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>corndogger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baseball]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://corndogger.com/blog/?p=338</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Well the World Series started today.  Could anyone actually care less about Tampa and Philly?  Seriously.  Out of all the teams that made the playoffs this year, these two are probably the worst two individually to pull ratings&#8230;together&#8230;catastrophe.  To kick off the 2008 MLB Fail Series, here are a couple defensive baseball fails for yall.
 



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		<title>Ninjas Can Fail Too</title>
		<link>http://corndogger.com/blog/fail/ninjas-can-fail-too/</link>
		<comments>http://corndogger.com/blog/fail/ninjas-can-fail-too/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:30:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>corndogger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fail]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[ninja]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://corndogger.com/blog/?p=286</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ Now we all know ninjas are awesome and some sneaky sumbitches, but that doesn&#8217;t mean that they aren&#8217;t susceptible to the Fail.  It is rare, but the lesser trained ninjas will not succeed. 
So corndogger, what constitutes a failed ninja?  I&#8217;m glad you asked friend.  Getting spotted while trying to accomplish your mission for one.  Splitting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fail Boat: The Sequel</title>
		<link>http://corndogger.com/blog/fail/fail-boat-the-sequel/</link>
		<comments>http://corndogger.com/blog/fail/fail-boat-the-sequel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 16:13:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>corndogger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[failboat]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://corndogger.com/blog/?p=234</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s right kids.  The Fail Boat is back for more antics and crazy hijinks. 
Let&#8217;s all sing along now shall we:
It’s the Great Fail Boat. Get on board.
On the Great Fail Boat. We’ll explore.
A boat ride of fantasy
To a place where dreams are fast and free
With new friends and new things to see
We’ll spin you through the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fail Boat</title>
		<link>http://corndogger.com/blog/fail/the-fail-boat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 19:15:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>corndogger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boat]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[shipment]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://corndogger.com/blog/?p=175</guid>
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The Fail Boat
Fail, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We&#8217;re expecting you.
Fail, life&#8217;s sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.
Fail Boat soon will be making another run
The Fail Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.
 
Fail won&#8217;t hurt anymore
It&#8217;s an open smile on a friendly shore.
Yes FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLL!!!
It&#8217;s FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILLLLL!!! (hey-ah!) 
Fail Boat soon will be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dogs can and will fail</title>
		<link>http://corndogger.com/blog/fail/dogs-can-and-will-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 03:55:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>corndogger</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[jump]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://corndogger.com/blog/?p=102</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Man&#8217;s best friend.  What is it about dogs that draws us to love them so?  Is it their loyalty?  Is it the companionship they provide?  Their unconditional love or natural innocence?  Or is it simply the fact that we are envious that they can lick their own balls and we can&#8217;t. 
I think it&#8217;s because they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fake Id Fail</title>
		<link>http://corndogger.com/blog/fail/fake-id-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:35:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>corndogger</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[license]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://corndogger.com/blog/?p=70</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I really hope he didn&#8217;t pay someone to make this for him.  Did he ever see an actual real Mississippi drivers license before making this?  I&#8217;ve never gotten an ID in Mexico before, but I believe they don&#8217;t even allow your girlfriend in the photo. 
Run for the border + Using a photo of you and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Imminent Fail</title>
		<link>http://corndogger.com/blog/fail/imminent-fail/</link>
		<comments>http://corndogger.com/blog/fail/imminent-fail/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:41:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>corndogger</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fall]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://corndogger.com/blog/?p=44</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes in certain situations, the world seems to slow down&#8230;I wonder what he is thinking about this looming fail that is most certainly imminent.  Let&#8217;s just hope he had enough sense to spit the beer bottle out&#8230;I&#8217;m guessing he didn&#8217;t.  Fail.




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