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		<title>Deep Thoughts Part 3</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 05:06:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don&#8217;t think she would know sensuality if it bit her on the ass.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they&#8217;d never expect it.
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you&#8217;re drinking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Deep Thoughts Part 2</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[More Jack Handy Deep Thoughts Goodness.
Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don&#8217;t know what your rights are, or who the person is you&#8217;re talking to. Then, on the way out, slam the door. 
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Deep Thoughts Part 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:05:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Deep Thoughts&#8221; by Jack Handy 

I hope life isn&#8217;t a big joke, because I don&#8217;t get it. 
To me, it&#8217;s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, &#8220;Hey, can you give me a hand?,&#8221; you can say, &#8220;Sorry, got these sacks.&#8221; 
If [...]]]></description>
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