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		<title>Keyboard Cat &#8211; The Sequel</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 21:55:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s right Corndoggers, the keyboard cat is back with more antics.  Without further ado&#8230;let&#8217;s play em away keyboard cat!!!
First up is a fantastic E! True Hollywood Stories spoof about the life of the keyboard cat.

Keyboard Cat and Chuck Norris. Is there really a better duo than that?

Some foreign talk show host who blows chunks on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ninjas Can Fail Too</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 20:30:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Now we all know ninjas are awesome and some sneaky sumbitches, but that doesn&#8217;t mean that they aren&#8217;t susceptible to the Fail.  It is rare, but the lesser trained ninjas will not succeed. 
So corndogger, what constitutes a failed ninja?  I&#8217;m glad you asked friend.  Getting spotted while trying to accomplish your mission for one.  Splitting [...]]]></description>
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