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		<title>Deep Thoughts Part 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:20:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[More Jack Handy Deep Thoughts Goodness.
Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don&#8217;t know what your rights are, or who the person is you&#8217;re talking to. Then, on the way out, slam the door. 
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Deep Thoughts Part 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2008 17:05:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Deep Thoughts&#8221; by Jack Handy 

I hope life isn&#8217;t a big joke, because I don&#8217;t get it. 
To me, it&#8217;s always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, &#8220;Hey, can you give me a hand?,&#8221; you can say, &#8220;Sorry, got these sacks.&#8221; 
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		<title>How to Poop at the Office</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOW TO POOP AT WORK

We&#8217;ve all been there but don&#8217;t like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOOP is inevitable. 
For those who hate pooping at work, the following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work that the Corndogger received from an email forward chain. 
 

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